Oh my word the woman was prissy
A hint of allure she thought filthy

Filthy

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Oh my word the woman was prissy

A hint of allure she thought filthy

A placard around her neck hung

When from her virtuous tongue

A brazen word accidentally slipped

Her wayward thoughts had certainly dipped

I turned away lest she see my laughter

Which I must somehow master

Her cheeks not pink but bright red

Her eyes nearly bulged out of her head

She didn’t know which way to look

As I stood there and head to toe shook

I wrapped my arms around her tight

Trying to think of something that might

Ease her obvious discomfort and shame

Everything thought just seemed too tame

I looked her directly in the eye and with a wink

Told her how delighted I was without waver or blink

She was my most favourite aunt

Never her mistake would I e’er flaunt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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