Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? A: There are too many cheetahs.
Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.
Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”. We’re a cover band.
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”