A little humour anyone?

 

 

Jungle Poker

Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? A: There are too many cheetahs.

Ocean Waving

Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? A. Nothing, it just waved.

Shipwreck

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.

Duvet Cover

Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”. We’re a cover band.

Notes in a Bar

C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”

5 thoughts to “A little humour anyone?”

  1. The musical one cracked me up. Also, the one with cubicles. It’s my first time working in a place that has plenty of those, and it’s so funny, when people ask how to get to someone’s cubicle. How do you explain how many rights to take, how far to go, etc.

    1. roflmao I imagine so. I thought it was funny because eons ago I worked in a place such as this and it was funny. Finally ppl started putting up arrows but the problem was that they colour coded them and then no one knew where to go hahaha

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